Happy Endings Massage Bangkok & Oil Massage Bangkok

Happy Endings Massage Bangkok & Oil Massage Bangkok
If you’ve never had a happy endings massage in Bangkok or an oil massage in Bangkok, then you might not know where to start. There are so many massage parlors in Bangkok and it can be hard to know which ones actually offer happy endings and which ones don’t. Any easy rule of thumb for remembering which massage parlors offer happy endings is by looking at what kind of girls are working there. Are the girls wearing slutty clothes? Check. Are they wooing and beckoning you to come inside? Check. Does it seem like this is a trend in the area and the location is close to the red light district? Check. All of these things make it clear that your massage place will be a happy endings massage in Bangkok or an oil massage in Bangkok.

Happy endings massage in Bangkok usually begins outside of the massage parlor itself, with the girls hollering at you in the street to come inside. “Mista! You want massage?” Once you decide to walk towards them and enter the establishment, you may or may not be offered a menu, and on the back will be prices for the “special” massage. Make your decision right then and there which girl you want. Look at a girl and say “you give me massage”. Don’t let the ugliest one just drag you upstairs because that might happen and other girls won’t say anything. You have to make your decision quickly and let it be very clear which girl you are attracted to.

The massage will cost a flat rate of 200-500 baht depending on where you go. The pay for play action happens once you get in the room and negotiate with the girl. She will start giving you a massage on your back for about 20-30 minutes, then when you turn over say you want special massage and just state exactly what you want. They know all the dirty lingo in English. If you have to gesture what it is you want just do it. Don’t feel embarrassed; it’s only a business transaction and these girls are very aware what is happening in these happy endings massage parlors in Bangkok and oil massage parlors in Bangkok. HJ around 500-800 baht. BJ around 700-1000 baht. Sex around 1000+. This all depends on the establishment, how hot the girl is, and what exactly it is you want. For example, oil massage + sex with the hottest girl at the parlor is going to cost the most per place. But this is a good cost estimate. Below, I’m going to recommend a few hot spot locations for happy endings massage in Bangkok and oil massage in Bangkok.

Smooci Outcall Service

Perhaps you’d feel most comfortable having a happy ending massage in the safety of your hotel room or condo. And thankfully there are some great outcall happy ending massage services available in Bangkok. We could name a few for you but you only really need to know one, and that’s www.smooci.com.

On Smooci you can use their live search engine to find 100’s of available companions ready to service you in your room. And their services go beyond massage and happy endings with many erotic services available (including full service and a level). Not only can you make instant bookings and use their customer ratings to find the best girls, but they also have GPS tracking, so you can follow your companion all the way to your hotel room, using a live google map link.

 

Sukhumvit Soi 11

Exit from the Asoke MRT or Nana BTS. Very easy to find Sukhumvit Soi 11 from there on. Walk about 500 feet down the Soi and the happy endings massage Bangkok and oil massage Bangkok signs will start popping up. Soi 11 is the most affordable option, but it’s not the classiest. It’s a bit dicey, but it gives you the best bang for your buck and there are ALWAYS plenty of girls here from dawn to dusk.

Soi 33

Take the BTS to Phrom Phong. About 300 feet down Soi 33 you will notice the happy endings massage Bangkok massage parlors and oil massage Bangkok massage parlors. Keep in mind that not all places are pay for play massage so use your judgment based on what I mentioned before about spotting the dirty ones. You can always just ask. Nicer rooms than Soi 11 and better quality girls (expect higher prices!).

Soi 23 Asoke

An easy way to get there is to walk to the main entrance to Soi Cowboy, walk to the end and turn left, then walk for about 100 feet and you’ll find a small group of happy endings massage parlors in Bangkok. Overall nicer complex than Soi 11 and better looking girls.